Monday, 30 March 2015

Marriage equality according to Christianity broken down

So we all know that opposition to marriage equality is seated in the hate that God and as such that Christians have for homosexuals. So, there is in fact no rational reason to oppose marriage equality unless you believe stuff in the Bible is real. But this got me thinking and well, the Bible actually does not oppose gay sex or homosexuality at all when we look at the commonly used verses. So today I intend to dissect the bible and homosexuality and show what problems it creates for Christians.

Leviticus 18:22 "Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination."
Leviticus 20:13 " If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them."

So both of these versus state that man should not lie with man as a man would lie with a women. But I mean, and I am by no means a sexologist, I am pretty certain this is not possible. As well watch the video.....

So if a man does not have a vagina, how on this good earth can a man lie with another man like he lies with a women? The only conclusion I can come to is that the Israelites were very fucking dumb, or that all along Christians (and Jews) have been having sex wrong. That's right, if homosexuality is a sin according to the Bible then all Christians are meant to be having a whole lot of anal sex.

But herein lies even a bigger conundrum for Christians. If this is true and vaginal sex is no banned according to God, then where the hell are the babies coming from? Additionally, this creates even a huger dilemma for Catholics (and the like) where they have some how twisted a verse, see Genesis 38: 8-10, into meaning that masturbation and contraception is immoral.

So there you have it in less than maybe 500 word, I have shown a) that all Christians and Jews are sinners, or b) that the Bible actually promotes homosexuality. Either way its a win in my eyes.