Monday 27 October 2014

The Committee for the Promotion of Virtue and the Prevention of Vice

I have addressed the idiocy that is Saudi Arabia multiple times, but I have never addressed the idiocy that is central to the stupidity that runs through that nation. This stupidity comes from that wonderful core group called The Committee for the Promotion of Virtue and the Prevention of Vice.

Basically, their job is to act as Allah's protector. In other words Allah (like all other gods) is so useless that he/she/it cannot keep things under control that a squad of miscreants need to be employed to enforce things like dress code, sexual decency and prayer among many others. Also, these are the guys are ready to arrest you if they find out that you are a atheist terrorist in Saudi Arabia. After all we know that Allah is the only god, and in fact all the other religions are just wrongly labeling their gods incorrectly when they use words like Shiva, Yahweh, Xenu etc.

So here is a short list (click here for some other fun ones) of things that may land you in jail in Saudi Arabia if these idiots see you doing them.
Celebrating Valentines day.
Having a beer.
Speaking to a lady you are not related too.
Owing a Barbie Doll.

Here are things that will definetelly get you arrested and then probably a little head chopping off.
Gay sex.
Sex before marriage.
Smoking Pot.
Urinating on the Kaaba.

No, this is not people flocking to use the toilet.

Then again, what do I know I am a terrorist after all.