Friday, 30 August 2013

Dear God IX

The point of this weekly segment is to thank god for all the awesome stuff he/she/it gives to us in the form of a prayer. Not to be taken seriously by atheists, but to be taken seriously by theists.

Dear god

I am wanting to get married to a women that fits your ideal mold. I am looking for a submissive servant who that will not talk back and not raise her voice in conversations at our holy place of worship. While I know this may not seem right according to the standards applied to females in this secular world, I know this is what you want me to have.

Please grant me a slave god.

Amen

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