Saturday, 27 July 2013

Unicorns are real!!!!!

When I was a Christian in faith not name, I used to read the New International Bible. But now I have decided to switch to the way more cooler King James Version, after all I can read about unicorns. That's right unicorns are real according to the bible.

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I came across this while reading the introduction to Steve Wells (Skeptics Bile fame) book Drunk With Blood. I actually had to reread the sentence as I thought I was hallucinating. But here are the verses for you doubters who have no faith in the holy book.

Numbers 23:22 God brought them out of Egypt; he hath as it were the strength of an unicorn.
Isaiah 34:7 And the unicorns shall come down with them, and the bullocks with the bulls; and their land shall be soaked with blood, and their dust made fat with fatness. 
Psalm 92:10 But my horn shalt thou exalt like the horn of an unicorn: I shall be anointed with fresh oil.
Job 39:9 Will the unicorn be willing to serve thee, or abide by thy crib?
Deuteronomy 33:17 His glory is like the firstling of his bullock, and his horns are like the horns of unicorns: with them he shall push the people together to the ends of the earth: and they are the ten thousands of Ephraim, and they are the thousands of Manasseh.

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So there you go Unicorns are real. God said so!

 Enjoy the weekend......and yes this is satire, but the bible verses are real.