When I was a Christian in faith not name, I used to read the New International Bible. But now I have decided to switch to the way more cooler King James Version, after all I can read about unicorns. That's right unicorns are real according to the bible.
I came across this while reading the introduction to Steve Wells (Skeptics Bile fame) book Drunk With Blood. I actually had to reread the sentence as I thought I was hallucinating. But here are the verses for you doubters who have no faith in the holy book.
God brought them out of Egypt; he
it were the strength of an unicorn.
And the unicorns shall
come down with them, and the bullocks with the bulls; and their land
shall be soaked with blood, and their dust made fat with fatness.
But my horn shalt thou
exalt like the horn of an unicorn: I shall be anointed with fresh oil.
Will the unicorn be willing to serve thee, or abide by thy crib?
His glory is like the firstling of his bullock, and his horns are like the
horns of unicorns: with them he shall push the people together to the
ends of the earth: and they are the ten thousands of Ephraim, and they are
the thousands of Manasseh.
So there you go Unicorns are real. God said so!
Enjoy the weekend......and yes this is satire, but the bible verses are real.