Here is my list of theistic arguments in easy words and explained I hope perfectly well.
1. Big words they understandYou just believe our Antidisestablishmentarianism is Floccinaucinihilipilification.
I think that we should have special statuts in society and it bothers us that we cannot be special.
2. Big complicated sentences they dont understand
But Quantumn Entanglement clearly explains god because superposition can only happen if something operates outside of the normal bounds of our understanding.
I am not sure what I am saying but I am sure trying my best to confuse you with one of the most complicated subjects....and please dont be a physicist.
When talking about god approved rape/murder you may notice that the answer to a question is not even remotely connected to what you asked.
Q: How can you say Christianity does not discriminate against homsexuals?
A: Jesus told Thomas that you will doubt me.
When a theist has no scientific proof the revert to some philosophy. This is ridiculous as you need some foundation for your philosophy otherwise we could insert any god/ham sandwich/alien into the equation. For a brilliant post on this see the link below.
5. Pseudo Science
Pseudo science is defined as " a claim, belief, or practice which is presented as scientific, but does not adhere to a valid scientific method". So to try get around the no evidence for god a lot of theists like to use pseudo science and then claim when called out that the scientific establishment is censoring the science.
And of course lest we forget
6. Personal attacks.
"You an idiot"
I always just like to quote back.....Aaah (insert religion) full of compassion and tolerance.