The point of this weekly segment is to thank god for all the awesome stuff he/she/it gives to us in the form of a prayer. Not to be taken seriously by atheists, but to be taken seriously by theists.
I am here to ask you for your favour as I really am in need of a blessing. I would really like you to cure me of this disease. I feel such a burden and I know you have the power to cure anything you want. I also know that you do not want me to suffer so please help me god.
God, if you don't heal me I also know that you are doing to teach me a lesson. I am OK with you teaching me humility and so I will endure the suffering. You are amazing and all powerful and that’s why I serve you with all my heart.
Cognitive Dissonance anyone.