Friday, 3 May 2013

TGIF (Satire atheist post)

So I was watching this video on youtube about Obama being the Antichrist. Yes these views actually exist.
So I thought if christians can do it, so can I...... so here is my attempt and glorification of myself :)

My name is Kingsley Christian Kemp (I am not joking, this is legit)

So the word Kingsley means The King's Field.
http://www.babynames.com/name/Kingsley

And Christian means well ....Follower of Christ.
http://www.babynames.com/name/Christian

And Kemp means "name of a champion at jousting or wresteling"
http://www.houseofnames.com/kemp-family-crest

So my names means I am the King of the Christians (followers of christ) who is a champion. Hence from now forth all Christians should listen to me their king. As an atheist I now tell all my loyal followers to disregard the bible and become atheists.

I think there is a conundrum here somewhere.

Have a great Friday :)